Welcome to the new morning post concept, which I’ve decided to call “The Cooler.” It works on three levels (in my head), but I’m not going to explain them because there’s nothing worse than explaining why you think you’re clever. Normally in this space, I’ll hit a bunch of topics rapid-fire — things you might have missed, things to make you seem smart when talking to your friends, etc.
But sometimes it will be a single subject with a lot of different tentacles. This is one of those days. And so:
Let’s unpack the weird mess that is the Karl-Anthony Towns situation.