On paper, week two in Major League Soccer was possibly one of the wildest, if not most craziest weekend the league has seen in a while. Nearly every club that you expected to get a result didn't showing that anything can and will happen.
I won't get into FC Dallas' blowout loss to the Houston Dynamo. We'll beat that horse enough this week. What I will say briefly on the matter is that the result isn't that all surprising given the youth of this team and how they typically get a bad result like this each season (last year's Colorado loss at home, 4-1 loss at DCU in 2014).